What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

Jenny from Perth writes – my partner is the life of the party, women and men adore him. But at home, he gets angry at us for the silliest reasons and never nice words me or our kids, always putting us down. Should I stay or leave him?

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

Time (physics): Who started counting our current time or is it just "set" by some scientific measure?

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

Make Nazis afraid again!

Why do women wear less clothes compared to men?

Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Where can I sell naked pics of myself online?

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

TEXT:

What do porn stars do when they get old?

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

What are some ways to improve speed in sprinting, running uphill, and long/middle distance running?

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

What are some of your shocking stories?

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

I'm British and feel ashamed of the crimes of British colonialism. What should I do?

Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

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Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Were any US Generals hurt or killed yesterday in Damascus, Syria, yesterday 5/9/24?

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!